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  • 47 26
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 27, 12 at 9:30am

    Tounge will get the peni flowing alright.

  • 38 29
    Submitted by iekikalynn on Nov 27, 12 at 9:57am

    Dick the halls with lots of balls fa la la la la la la la layed

  • 38 34
    Submitted by Tyrone69 on Nov 27, 12 at 9:32am

    Actually it's a third declension noun so penises is actually correct

    • 19 23
      Submitted by USSENTERNCC1701E on Nov 27, 12 at 4:51pm

      Shouldn't the plural of a vocative third declension modify the suffix -is to -es rather than add the -es? So, penes?

      • 18 26
        Submitted by gangbangstyle on Dec 1, 12 at 10:12pm

        Stop, all thish engrish hurts a head of mine so surely

  • 30 21
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 27, 12 at 7:21pm

    Cecil Adams, author of The Straight Dope, has a great discussion of the "proper" Latin plural of the word "penis", it's the first result that comes up (heh) if you type "penis plural" into Google. Bottom line: it's "penises" if you're speaking English like most of us and not being a pretentious (pardon the pun) dickhead.

  • 22 19
    Submitted by SaducarGeneral on Nov 28, 12 at 10:41am

    You could go with pecs and peni, that way you keep more closely to the meter

  • 27 29
    Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Nov 27, 12 at 10:09am

    Surely it should be penes.

  • 21 18
    Submitted by Micholder on Nov 27, 12 at 11:41pm

    I'm guessing that you're used to peni flowing on your tongue...

  • 27 31
    Submitted by porksword on Nov 27, 12 at 9:51am

    Just say "Dick the halls...."

  • 22 23
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 27, 12 at 11:33pm

    That was supposed to say "deck the halls with dicks and balls". Damn mobile shit.

  • 19 22
    Submitted by Tyrone69 on Nov 27, 12 at 7:56pm

    @USSENTERNCC1701E\n\nYeah I suppose that's correct.

  • 21 26
    Submitted by wagner220 on Nov 27, 12 at 5:39pm

    the level of thought in some of these comments is far above what i can handle. i hate grammar.

  • 20 25
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 27, 12 at 9:11pm

    Fuck all you grammar bastards. "Deck the halls with dicks