the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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