We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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