who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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