C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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