I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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