so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
last night I used snow as a chaser
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
its liver damage thursday
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