do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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