if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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