you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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