gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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nutella sex= disaster
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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