Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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