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  • Submitted by pbyrd on Aug 22, 10 at 12:29pm

    Maybe she ate some gillyweed.

  • Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 22, 10 at 11:46am

    Ariels slutty sister?! We all thought she was just a myth!

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 22, 10 at 11:41am

    Clearly she has gills. Which will make contraception easy as she only spawns yearly.....

  • Submitted by thatguy117 on Aug 22, 10 at 11:39am

    Who the hell thumbed this down??

  • Submitted by Phys on Aug 22, 10 at 11:37am

    Buy her a ring!

  • Submitted by archer79 on Aug 22, 10 at 1:18pm

    YOU KEEP HER!!

  • Submitted by xoNYbaby on Aug 22, 10 at 12:15pm

    Blowjobs under water = no. Just no. ...But I still thumbed this up because it's hilarious! Really, who would thumb this down?

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      Submitted by MoFruity on Aug 22, 10 at 4:08pm

      you are such a tool. suuuch a tool. thumbs down just didn't cover it.

  • Submitted by getwhatuget on Aug 23, 10 at 10:06am

    if its real its the best story ever!

  • Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 22, 10 at 12:54pm

    It is one way to make a pearl necklace when u are away from the sea.

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    Submitted by ScottyH on Aug 23, 10 at 7:24pm

    "Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me..."

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    Submitted by Keefcurl on Aug 22, 10 at 12:05pm

    You'd have a lot of fun at the sea side I bet.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 10 at 8:17pm

    I would so fuck Ariel.

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    Submitted by incendie on Aug 23, 10 at 1:22am

    Hahahaha gillyweed, yes!

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    Submitted by dirkdiggler69 on Aug 22, 10 at 2:30pm

    Did she look like the mermaid from splash?

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    Submitted by runeman on Aug 22, 10 at 11:29am

    Poopoo

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    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 22, 10 at 6:08pm

    Thats a WIN no matter how you look at it

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    Submitted by taylorfromspace on Aug 23, 10 at 2:50am

    Ah, the sign of a true mermaid.

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    Submitted by fiveatesix on Aug 22, 10 at 5:47pm

    Love Michigan girls. Freaks like you wouldn't believe v

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    Submitted by KP1 on Aug 22, 10 at 11:29am

    Baahahhahaa

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 10 at 2:13pm

    Outstanding!

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    Submitted by ryansalty on Aug 22, 10 at 2:08pm

    Real nice

  • Submitted by dumsumbitch on Aug 22, 10 at 11:56am

    @thatguy...it was bitches like my ex wife...they think how dare we want sex to be fun or pleasurable. Lots of them out there boys...be careful.

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 22, 10 at 8:37pm

      you don't need to half drown yourself to make sex fun for your dude. I personally see way too many health hazards from blowing someone underwater. besides hard to concentrate when you can't breathe

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    Submitted by whoremonesx3 on Aug 22, 10 at 11:34am

    Fabulous!

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    Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Aug 25, 10 at 11:51am

    gayfish

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    Submitted by kstu10 on Aug 22, 10 at 3:27pm

    Metro Detroit, represent :) she's a keeper

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      Submitted by stalin on Sep 5, 10 at 2:49am

      I didn't know people there could afford water

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    Submitted by p3rf3ct0 on Aug 23, 10 at 11:30pm

    Lmfao @ pbyrd.

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    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Aug 24, 10 at 1:31pm

    Sounds like she blew more than just bubbles...

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    Submitted by avideotape on Aug 24, 10 at 7:44pm

    Who do you think you are? T-Pain?

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    Submitted by onthebrightside6 on Aug 23, 10 at 11:01am

    Ahhhahaha this is from my area code. Sounds like something a South Lyon kid would say. xD

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    Submitted by gutsout on Aug 22, 10 at 11:46am

    synchro swimmers ftw!