the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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