eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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