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  • 65 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:53pm

    Life's overrated. I play CoD all day

  • 68 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:22pm

    Your ignorant, that's ignorant. . .

  • 63 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:32pm

    Do people really talk to their friends this much abt their bodily functions? Because I don't, ever.

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:44pm

    2:42 Time is money, multitasking is great. Get high with pleasure and relief ;)

  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:34pm

    4:33 you are my hero!!!

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:13am

    Unquestionably not. Now, if you were high at the time of doing this, it would be a different story.

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:18pm

    No problem, always willing to help.

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:24pm

    no he is ignorant...

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:52pm

    not that one apparently thanks for sharing

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:42pm

    you shit, smoke, and jerk off at the same time? ...........

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:36pm

    4:33 theres gotta be something you could be watching,listening to at the same time that could top that...

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:21pm

    kanye is a racist piece of shit

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:34pm

    "Do people really talk to their friends this much abt their bodily functions? Because I don't, ever." You really think some things posted on this site are real lol

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:38pm

    Fuck yeah it is. That's the good life.

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:48pm

    FUCK THESE GODDAMN ERRORS IVE GOTTEN 20 OF THEM

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:43pm

    yeah that's slightly disturbing

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:59pm

    Depends was it buttered or dry toast?

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:04pm

    I think he meant popping champagne on a plane while getting some brain

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:54pm

    2:50; smoooooooooth..

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:46pm

    paige. IM 16 CAL ME AT 631 718 9063

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:27pm

    4:36 if you were listening to the good life by kanye west it would top it lol

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:51pm

    Ahhh, you need to get out moreeee ;)

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:50pm

    It may not be but I can be anything you want.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:45am

    The best is... (>^_^)># WAFFLES!!! -777

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:25pm

    I'm not racist I own a colored TV

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:38pm

    Shitting, Smoking a blunt,Jerking off, while drinking from a beer can hat. What more can you ask out of life?

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:31pm

    The best is a blumpkin

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:24pm

    I'll bet he doesn't wash his toast either

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:48pm

    last time i checked this was not a dating service?

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:45pm

    So now we know what a Blumpkin is. What is a Crumpkin. Look it up.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:36pm

    ha i was bout to say

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:33pm

    How about getting a blowjob while taking a dump, and eating a burrito all at the same time?

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:42pm

    how about a life itself?? ha

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:39pm

    2:27 Ive smoked a blunt while pooping, its better then smoking a bowl because you can jerk off with the other hand instead of lighting a bowl.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:26pm

    I bet you do not wash your hands

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:18pm

    really...doesn't sound that great, but I guess it's the simple things in life?

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:19pm

    I like the multi-tasker...lol

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:17pm

    me first, kanye doesn't pee his body just evaporates anything that isn't great

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:12pm

    I heard you won't eat it and piss at the same time

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:15pm

    what the hell is a blumpkin?

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:13pm

    :O 4:10 how rude! BE ASHAMED!

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:41pm

    What is with all this jerking off. No one here likes a good Blumpkin in the morning

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:44pm

    I fuckin wish I was a guy, lol

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:27pm

    We San Antonians know how to multitask... :)

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:10pm

    Haaaa, for a moment there i thought you meant OCD.. :| Yeah, whatev. I reeeeeally want some toast now.. yumm

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:10pm

    It's my birthday tomorrow.. totally irrelevant so go f u c k yourselves

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:58pm

    paige, its dad, get back upstairs and finish lickin ur moms butt hole

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:27pm

    the best is ripping a bowl while pooping

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:17pm

    doubtful... sounds a litte unsanitary to me ha

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:42pm

    oh gross. if guys really jerk it while taking a shit i really don't wanna know.

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:54pm

    Taco bell while shitting is even better!!!