new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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