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  • Submitted by Brian_in_Indy on Apr 28, 10 at 11:21am

    Was he also surprised when you didn't squirt a gallon and a half and invite your lesbian pizza delivery friends?

  • Submitted by pearly on Apr 28, 10 at 10:35am

    I feel sorry for u dudes who can't get it up for anything but an airbrushed pic in a magazine. Good luck w actual women.

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      Submitted by bo2thejangles on Apr 28, 10 at 11:53am

      you don't have to be a model or porn star to shave your junk. real women can too.

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      Submitted by riiiiight on Apr 28, 10 at 2:05pm

      I've seen a good number of vagina's in my life (and a fair few in the past week) and all of them have been shaved. if you're not shaving it then no one is going to lick it. just saying

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        Submitted by Hawk21 on Apr 28, 10 at 6:25pm

        I completely agree...no one wants a hairy one

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      Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Apr 28, 10 at 6:33pm

      I shave just because it makes me feel cleaner.

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        Submitted by mrb783 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:21pm

        Same...and I'm a dude.

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          Submitted by xsaint on Apr 28, 10 at 7:31pm

          ^ See this is another reasons girls should groom. Guys are doing it too! It is more inviting if you want oral action. Either way, I just can't stand the feeling of regrowth.. how other girls let it grow wild is beyond me

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            Submitted by Vilexxica on Apr 28, 10 at 9:59pm

            Because if you let it grow out, it isn't as uncomfortable as regrowth/stubble. Not even close. :/ Shaving blunts the end of the hair and makes it rougher.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 21, 12 at 1:55am

      Airbrushed pics turn me off. Is that a good thing?

  • Submitted by cornholejackson on Apr 28, 10 at 12:54pm

    If you can't fuck a woman just because of a bush you are not a man.

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      Submitted by Hawk21 on Apr 28, 10 at 6:26pm

      no one said I wouldn't fuck someone cause of a bush I just wouldn't eat them

  • Submitted by ImaSexAddict on Apr 28, 10 at 11:52am

    We can do whatever the hell we want to do with it. If we want it shaved, then we will fucking shave it.

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      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 28, 10 at 3:47pm

      You can do whatever you like with it, and we can react however we like to it.

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      Submitted by sturmtroll7 on Apr 28, 10 at 6:14pm

      And no one is going to fuck your smelly forest of a cunt if you don't shave it.

  • Submitted by reallynow88 on Apr 28, 10 at 1:27pm

    I've never had a guy have a problem with a trimmed but not shaven vagina (neither the appearance nor with performing oral). It's true that this misconception has a lot to do with the porn industry and making grown women look like prepubescent girls....I've actually done a ton of research on this but I guess nobody comes on TFLN to have their misguided notions corrected so I will stop there...

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      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 28, 10 at 3:49pm

      Yeah, and Gillette is just a conspiracy to make grown men look like prepubescent boys.

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      Submitted by mrb783 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:24pm

      Trimmed and neat is one thing. Unkempt is another. Things need to be neat and clean for me to put my face near them.

  • Submitted by fucktheworld00 on Apr 28, 10 at 9:39am

    apparently she was unaware pussies shouldn't come in unshaved form.

  • Submitted by marcmedic on Apr 28, 10 at 9:20am

    Apparently you're not aware the 70's are over.

  • Submitted by Herschel on Apr 28, 10 at 3:45pm

    That guy is too stupid to deserve sex.

  • Submitted by heyok on Apr 28, 10 at 1:26pm

    So. You're going to stop having sex because of a little bush? Really? The fuck is wrong with you?

  • Submitted by kschenks on Apr 28, 10 at 9:06pm

    anyone who has sex often knows that you cannot always keep it shaved. it is painful to shave it two days in a row. you have to let it grow out just a little before you can shave it again. at least for me. get over it. just cause it has some hair on it doesn't mean it isn't clean.

  • Submitted by Hobo420 on Apr 28, 10 at 4:07pm

    I prefer a landing strip...dont wanna feel like im fucking a kid

  • Submitted by burnquist764 on Apr 28, 10 at 10:58am

    Pearly, if women want someone to go down on them, they should probably shave. I know women don't usually appreciate a big hairy man bush in ther face, the same holds true for us.

  • Submitted by cornholejackson on Apr 28, 10 at 12:49pm

    If u can't fuck a woman with a bush, u are not a man.

  • Submitted by Brian_in_Indy on Apr 28, 10 at 11:20am

    Leave us our illusions. They are all we have.

  • Submitted by eeeeeeee on Apr 28, 10 at 10:43am

    Dude, thats sick. Shave that. This is coming from a chick.

  • Submitted by Anonoman on Apr 28, 10 at 1:12pm

    Any guy who wouldn't have sex with a girl just because she had a hairy bush is a f@ggot.

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      Submitted by apizzzzzle on Apr 28, 10 at 10:08pm

      any girl with a bush is a selfish, lazy, grimy bitch. if u cant put in the effort to look half-way decent, then ur not gonna get the dick. ill get it somewhere else.

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        Submitted by flamingredmane on Apr 30, 10 at 11:25pm

        Hahaha selfish, grimy, AND a bitch? \nRude.

  • Submitted by banksj17 on Apr 28, 10 at 9:40am

    Keep it shaved!

  • Submitted by chenzillah on Apr 28, 10 at 9:15am

    keep that cat SHAVED

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    Submitted by superultimate on Apr 28, 10 at 8:04pm

    Yoko Ono bush is no good but a little hair isn't terrible. just as long as it's neat and clean. For hookups I'm definitely shaved, but when I'm in a relationship I'll let it grow a little once in a while, give my vagina a break. Shaved feels nicer though.

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    Submitted by fothermucker on Apr 28, 10 at 5:54pm

    just saying here.. but who wants stubble?! waxing is the wayyyy to go! shavings just gross.. ingrown hairs and razor burn anyone?

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      Submitted by mrb783 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:26pm

      Use a better razor. I don't have problems shaving.

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    Submitted by mcb6549 on Apr 29, 10 at 12:24pm

    While I can understand the aesthetic reasons someone wouldn't want things to be out of control ( I wouldn't let the hair on my head turn into a frizz ball either), those who say that someone who isn't shaved is unclean is just plain wrong. Hair down there is there for a reason - to create a barrier to prevent dirt and other unsavory things from reaching the sensitive area.

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    Submitted by Sixpack5001 on Apr 28, 10 at 5:55pm

    Fuck that. What year is it? Is Steppenwolf popular

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      Submitted by ojg15 on May 1, 10 at 12:31am

      Hey hey, Steppenwolf's always popular, don't take your hair rage out on them bro

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    Submitted by foofookachoo on Apr 28, 10 at 6:10pm

    I'll be honest; before I started shaving down there, the idea horrified me. Blades + vagina = bad idea. It takes time to accept the idea. She'll come around eventually, and thens he won't have to worry about the ignorant masses.

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    Submitted by teadoro626 on Apr 29, 10 at 11:12am

    uhhhh, when did she say she had a full bush? i keep trim and neat, and i have no issues. theres no way im ever getting rid of it completely, im a fire-crotch and proud of it!

  • Submitted by jgood614 on Apr 28, 10 at 2:57pm

    Bitch it's 2010 shave that shit

  • Submitted by sheababe on Apr 28, 10 at 9:16am

    Shave that puss

  • Submitted by klangford on Apr 28, 10 at 9:16am

    Did he cough up a fur ball?

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    Submitted by littlemissy on Apr 28, 10 at 5:15pm

    I myself like to keep mine shaved but I understand some girls want a little landing strip but a "BUSH" is just nasty I think! At least keep it trimmed down to next to nothing!!! Times have changed ladies!!

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    Submitted by burn on May 2, 10 at 10:57pm

    Trimmed is where it's at.

  • Submitted by schlop on Apr 28, 10 at 9:54am

    here's a good question. after a reaction like that, and these comments? why the fuck wouldn't you?

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    Submitted by nailbiter on Apr 29, 10 at 2:16pm

    I agree with Eddie. Having the bottom clean shaved is nice for all the reasons stated but there should be a trace left so it doesn't look like kiddie crotch.

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    Submitted by bleeblahbloop on Apr 28, 10 at 7:53pm

    Apparently someone has been living under a rock. haha

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    Submitted by mcb6549 on Apr 29, 10 at 12:14pm

    While I can understand the aesthetic reasons some people might want to not let things go totally out of control (I wouldn't let the head on my hair turn into a total frizz ball either), but the people who say that shaving is cleaner is just wrong. Hair down there is there for a reason - to help create a barrier for dirt and other unsavory things from getting to the sensitive area.

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    Submitted by east on Apr 28, 10 at 5:14pm

    youre surprise to his reaction further proves that you get laid once every 16 years. i assume the last time you had sex was before pubes were in your list of options

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    Submitted by AnimeBabe on Apr 29, 10 at 1:04am

    for most women who shave we will easily put it this way. "i'm not putting my mouth anywhere with that much hair so i give the same courtesy". then there are the ones who dont shave, and theyre lucky in some ways. no razor burn or niks. that shit hurts

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    Submitted by pony20 on May 4, 10 at 12:26am

    I heart bush!!!

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    Submitted by maddox on Apr 28, 10 at 11:27pm

    Geeze chewbacca, you probably still think bell bottoms and disco is okay too don't you?

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    Submitted by digatalb77 on Apr 29, 10 at 9:36pm

    Someone break out the weedwacker

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 12:17pm

    @11:21 ahaha (: right.

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    Submitted by ravishingrose on Apr 28, 10 at 10:43pm

    Shave it ladies, no one wants to go down on a girl with a bush

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    Submitted by SDboyda on Apr 28, 10 at 7:45pm

    If you don't have that shit figured out by now don't fucking talk to me.... it's the 21st century for Christ's sake shave your muff.

  • Submitted by boatyardboy on Apr 28, 10 at 9:48am

    Gross bitch

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    Submitted by Spectroz on Apr 29, 10 at 10:41pm

    ..Anytime I read these "texts from last night" I can picture a punny, trustfund, white kid writing these to his homie. hahah! anyone else agree?

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    Submitted by xsaint on Apr 28, 10 at 6:27pm

    Ew come on girls, a lot of guys are trimming, even. Who wants a bush sticking out of the top of their low jeans or bikini line? Gross, itchy & just asking for crabs

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    Submitted by uhateme on Apr 28, 10 at 3:32pm

    Ya gotta shave/trim that monkey it's sexy an if she don't just flip her an hit it doggy so Ya don't gotta c it hahahaha

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      Submitted by xsaint on Apr 28, 10 at 6:25pm

      http://i39.tinypic.com/smfz8p.jpg

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    Submitted by lady_gaga on Apr 28, 10 at 2:11pm

    Hahahahha :) so perfect

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    Submitted by llamatrauma on Apr 28, 12 at 12:55pm

    bullshit. not every guy wants a clean shaven, child pussy. and not every guy wants some hair. It's up to you what you want to do, it's your damn vagina. There are tons of guys who prefer hair. she's not gonna NOT get any cause she has hair. this is idiotic. i bet the guys on here don't get any at all, let alone get to choose if they want hair or not.

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    Submitted by pretentiousduh on Apr 28, 11 at 9:54pm

    I'm a woman, and I really get annoyed with those who condemn shaving as playing into the male fantasy. No, it's a hygiene issue. No one wants to see your pubes, either attached or otherwise. And I don't see how a full bush is comfortable. I don't feel "comfortable" with a half inch of hair pushing my panties away from my body. Ew.

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    Submitted by jltc on Apr 1, 12 at 2:09pm

    I've had it with this "actual women" bullshit. I don't jack off to airbrushed movie stars, I jack off to real people that are hotter than you.

  • Submitted by McBoogerballs on Apr 28, 10 at 10:54am

    Lol. I bet there was toilet paper stuck in that bitch. Bet it smelled like high tide, too.

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    Submitted by UCRrugbyPlayer on Apr 29, 10 at 3:09am

    Ladies, no guy likes going on a safari/ bush diving to find your clitoris. Please shave!

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 28, 10 at 9:31am

    Redtube™?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 9:15am

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