He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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