asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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