he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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