When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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