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  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:05pm

    This is true. Beggars can't be choosers, small dicks of the world!

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:26pm

    He should have said "since it's so small I don't think you will mind it up your ass!"

  • 78 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:05pm

    aw...small wieners need love too...send him my way. :D

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:07pm

    What's the female equivalent of a small dick? Smelly vag?

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:10pm

    How the hell do you ACCIDENTALLY say that? & 1.07, either a vag that smells of dead fish, or tits so small, they're non-existent.

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:40pm

    Fuck you a small dick is like a disability

  • 75 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:06pm

    there's always the chance he makes up for his penis by being really really good at oral sex, so maybe it's your loss?

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:12am

    I have 11 inches for a reason lmao hit me Up 7654303556

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:54pm

    ^^ Aw, someone's a little teste.

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:01pm

    you would think someone with a dick that small would keep his pants on

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:19pm

    Needle dicks need love too.

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:04am

    wow... what a horrible person that poor guy probably masturbated and cried himself to sleep.

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:12am

    Hey I am no Ron Jeremy. But I still wouldn't have sexy with rosey odonled. Or a Rosann. So chill out and for the record I gave it a thumbs up because I laughed.

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:20pm

    You're a small weiner

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:23pm

    2:21.....yeah, right, whatever.

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:28pm

    lol at 'accidently shouted'. like it just came out.

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:29pm

    Haha how do you "accidentally" yell something? ~суиiсаl

  • 58 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:21pm

    did he shout "cellulite" or "fake tits" or "big ass" or "saggy tits" when you undressed?

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:12pm

    2:21 and 2:39 Sorry, a mere imagined 8 inches isn't enough to satisfy me. Next.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Gunther on Mar 18, 10 at 3:09am

    Mine's definitely a grower... Haha!

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:15am

    Wow you say it was a dude with a small penis. Well I bet it was a woman with just a large clit. Hahahahahaha

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:24pm

    the kindest thing a woman can do for her man is overlook a small weiner. my ex of two years was maybe four inches erect and i always wanted to cry.

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:39pm

    2;23 Bend over and I'll show you.

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:09am

    HEY EVERYONE, THIS IS ME TALKING ABOUT MY BODY PARTS IN ORDER TO GET ATTENTION. HAWHAWHAW!!!

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:06pm

    If it was REALLY small, I might yell it without thinking. Sometimes things just take you by surprise.

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:37pm

    your a disrespectful bitch.

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:36pm

    The OP is bitch. A hilarious, fantastically bitchy bitch though. And those are the best kind.

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:09pm

    ROFL! 2:21... sure sure. Only people with pencil dicks would feel the need to brag about MY DIKK OMG IZ HUEG!! A THOSUTAND INCHESS now go back to your job writing spam mail that I will later delete from my inbox

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:11pm

    a moment of silence for the fallen would-be lovers with a small weiner

  • 45 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:28am

    If my dick is 7.5in long and 6.5in around is that big

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:29am

    Based on the number of thumbs down on honest posts, it makes me think a lot of male TFLN readers have small dicks. And that makes a lot of sense with the "you're" guy and other trolls running around lately.

  • 46 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 7:31pm

    matt daddi?

  • 38 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:38pm

    the only thing on this site that made me laugh out loud, thanks!

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:17am

    She probably has a hairy bush so the tiny peter couldn't get through.

  • 29 56
    Submitted by redhead07 on Jun 22, 11 at 2:20am

    Poor guy....but I don't blame you for saying that..

  • 46 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:11am

    LMFAO ....another story ...except sadly I saw my ex's small one...but he seemed proud :p I guess he was happy to have a small one ! But no way that girl could TASTE THE RAINBOW.

  • 40 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:10pm

    HAHAHAHAHA! guys are so sensitive about tiny penii...

  • 45 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:03pm

    Lmao did you mean to say that

  • 41 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:51pm

    oh, wow. that's funny. to be honest, if i were a guy and a girl loudly yelled that, i honestly think i would laugh.

  • 39 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:32pm

    i hate guys with small dicks. they're so excited to be in you that they don't do anything else and you can't feel anything!

  • 33 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:17am

    I'm not Ron Jeremy either. And I gave thumbs up cause I Laughed and I've never had th3 prob. Girls get scared zHaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:48pm

    men with a small penis should just kill themselves. having a corvette won't make up for all the women who laugh behind your back.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:21pm

    Its tfln posts like these that make me happy about my 8" thick cock. Poor small-dicked guys, I feel for you.

  • 32 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:13pm

    My small cock with still rock you in the ass baby!

  • 26 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:20pm

    that totally sux...but i still don't think ur supposed to shout at it!