I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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