are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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