Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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