you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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