why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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