Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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