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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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