happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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