I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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