Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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