Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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