Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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