those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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