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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:32am

    awe, this isn't funny, it's just sad :( I'll text you if you want!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:38am

    You're not lame or a loser or any other name people might call you. You're honest & if everyone else were too, they'd admit to being lonely every now and then instead of bashing you. There are some real assholes on here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:40am

    I can't believe how people are attacking this guy. Move somewhere where you don't know anybody, see how it goes. It is easy when you stay in the same place and stay with the same friends...try to be a little more understanding people...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:00am

    Haha, everyone gets lonely at some point. Keep your head up.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:26pm

    1:59 I dont think this is fake. When I barely moved to this city I didnt really know anyone, I use to turn my phone on silent every now and then and 'pretend' to talk on it while i was at places trying to meet people so they wouldnt think i was sitting in a frickin' starbucks for two hours with nothing to do.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:43am

    My advice: Go to a party and get wasted/ high depending on if you want to remember the night and go around and give your number out to people, someone is bound to text you the next day saying "remember me" and then you got someone to text you.

  • 73 64
    Submitted by themagicrab on May 19, 10 at 2:22am

    vvv what she saidd\nvery sadd

  • 86 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:41pm

    dude that sucks ... I would give you my number so you would have someone to talk to ... but I don't talk to loses... sorry

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:42am

    It's not the being lonely part that's sad and pathetic... It's the part about setting their alarm to go off every 5 minutes to "fill" the void of not getting enough attention.

  • 82 92
    Submitted by Marisa on Feb 2, 10 at 12:19am

    I bet the person you sent this to didn't reply. Hahaha awe.

  • 82 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:04am

    what server? >.> *snicker*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:27pm

    yeah....this pretty much made me super depressed D:

  • 78 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:57pm

    And yet you're texting someone, sure you have friends

  • 80 97
    Submitted by sneakydog on Mar 22, 10 at 11:35pm

    Dude that realy sucks for u hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:37pm

    I'm pretty much at that point right now. It is so tragic. I might be bi-polar though so it's ok

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:48am

    You can text me :). You're a chick right? And btw how much do you weigh

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:10pm

    this isn't even funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:15am

    Everyone does, in fact, get lonely sometimes.... But that's like an all time low for ANYONE.

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:47am

    Woah woah woah, slow this down, buddy... some advice, go any where you want, but you do have to go somewhere and hang out with people of your own age, a bar, starbucks, somewhere chill, and mingle, you are bound to get a number from someone.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by zoehascurls on Aug 3, 10 at 12:42am

    God, I do this...

  • 72 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:44am

    What's really sad, 10:42, is that this very well could be a serious text.

  • 74 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:13am

    hahahhahahhHahahahahaa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:17pm

    i do when i get really bored .

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:17am

    Protip: KILL URSELF

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:46am

    10:41, Bobby vinton, really

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:10am

    awww :(

  • 71 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:41pm

    Sounds like u need to get out more!

  • 68 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:44pm

    This was stolen from FML.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:35am

    859. Me too. Represent

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:38am

    Wow... That's all I can really say after reading that. Maybe you should look into one of those online games.... Imaginary friends are better that none at all I suppose.. :/

  • 69 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:55pm

    2:29 you're fucked up bro

  • 71 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:00pm

    1:59: good point. If the OP is a chick, she can post her phone number and I'll text her

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:38am

    That's so horrible it's funny. What's worse than being depressed because you have no friends? Fueling the depression pretending you actually do have friends.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:55pm

    Lol what a fucking loser

  • 51 62
    Submitted by micahcheer on Jun 29, 11 at 9:21pm

    Awwhie </3 im sure your a wonderful person and i would txt u

  • 67 94
    Submitted by HimeAngie on Mar 2, 10 at 1:00am

    aww poor.... guy.. lady...person

  • 65 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:14am

    *Below* you're awful

  • 68 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:50am

    I bet it was probably a chick who posted this.. Or a chick who sent to a dude and the guy posted it on here.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by larussa on May 19, 11 at 8:08pm

    :(( aww what a sad sad world this is becoming :( get a iPhone!!!

  • 59 79
    Submitted by imajew on Jun 29, 10 at 7:29pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:36am

    You need a prostitute

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous_One on Aug 29, 11 at 7:59am

    Forever Alone

  • 48 59
    Submitted by luckymintfriday on May 18, 11 at 11:18pm

    I'll text you! I get lonely sometimes, too. I'll be your loneliness sponsor :)

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:55am

    Awww i'm sorry I actually feel bad 4 u

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:59pm

    wow. thats all i have..wow.

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:59pm

    is the OP a guy or a girl? only one reply mentioned that it might be a girl. Don't think it really matters, since this sounds an awful lot like a fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:20am

    i bet you sent that text to yourself...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:57pm

    I think 12:38 stole Billy Mays leftover crack stash. o.o I think 12:45's friend needs a new friend... perhaps OP could help with that... who knows maybe they'll hit it off and play the outrageous new game TETRIS!

  • 45 59
    Submitted by ronzr3 on Aug 1, 11 at 3:59am

    Sooo sad:( I'm not gonna txt you;P

  • 45 59
    Submitted by delani on Jul 11, 11 at 1:51pm

    :(

  • 62 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:22am

    If you wanna talk 832-381-4466 (this girls hotttt)

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:52pm

    everyone else here sucks this is funny

  • 61 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:56am

    Has it been five minutes already?

  • 44 61
    Submitted by thatkiddownthe on Jul 15, 11 at 4:08am

    That dus kinda suck... Wait a minute... U were texting this message to someone sooo I meann...

  • 36 46
    Submitted by taylorcollins on May 22, 12 at 1:55am

    I do that to. So don't feel bad :/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:45pm

    rofl, this reminds me of my friend. but he is lonely because all he does is bitch about how awful we treat him and how much he hates us.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:20am

    ill talk to you! call me!

  • 44 66
    Submitted by coexiist_am_good on Feb 27, 11 at 11:34pm

    :) well at least you texted this to someone. Think of the positives.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:28am

    I wish I could laugh but your life is the sadest thing ever!.... just jump. ..eh?

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 7, 11 at 8:28pm

    Aww, poor northern Kentucky. Come up here to Ohio and we'll tear shit up. xD It'll be fun!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:32am

    what a lamo, someone really needs a life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:29pm

    Hahahaha fuck u losser how old r u like 37 I am 14 and I have ducked this chick like 7 or 8 times haha loser

    • 51 82
      Submitted by kindalikeheh on Nov 11, 10 at 2:36am

      & you're proud of yourself why? You're just a baby. Don't be such an ass, you'll regret it later.

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Freshx2Death on Jan 1, 12 at 7:23pm

    That's just sad..

  • 33 60
    Submitted by daniellemarie92 on Jan 15, 12 at 10:45pm

    awwww i like to stare at my phone desperately hoping for a text..from someone. and when other peopletext me, its just a tease.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:38pm

    LOL LOL LOL!!1 DON'T MIX TACO BELL, AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION, VICODIN AND STOLI, BRAH!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1