Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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