Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Having a random hookup so left but love u
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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