that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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