i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you didnt know i had herpes?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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