Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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