what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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