im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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