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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking

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  how did that work out?

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  Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  where's my purse there's an important taco in it

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday

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• (530): View more from California

  sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin

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  He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.

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• (760): View more from California

  I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.

  (951): View more from California

  Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Are you ok?!

  (618): View more from Illinois

  I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.

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