If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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