apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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