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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:09pm

    theyre busy cookin meth. how else do you think she goes on these trips where she's a mermaid and shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:50am

    She has a stay at home abuelo who cooks meet freshly harvested from the explorer family pig farm. Her biological parents were killed while fighting for a rogue group of rebel mexican corn farmers during the mexican revolution. Everyone knows that

  • Submitted by cockman12 on Feb 26, 10 at 11:49am

    she's Mexican, she has no parents

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 12:22pm

    Everyone keeps saying she's Mexican, but how do we know she didn't flee communist Cuba and left her parents behind?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:32am

    Hahahahaa. This is onr that everyone thinka of but never posts

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:16am

    I like it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:19am

    Haha good one.

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    Submitted by sexcsarah on Feb 26, 10 at 11:04pm

    Im glad I'm not the only one who worries about such things.

  • 88 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:02pm

    They're mowing my lawn. I thought that was obvious.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 12:41pm

    Well she is Spanish so her mother is cleaning a toilet and her father is painting a house

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    Submitted by mandoe182 on Feb 27, 10 at 3:35am

    why can't something be funny? it always has to be "stolen" from somewhere else. i don't give a fuck where it came from, it's still funny.

  • Submitted by AMM71 on Feb 26, 10 at 3:29pm

    I saw an episode when i was babysitting where she has to help her mom. her mom is an archeologist.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:54pm

    They're at a swingers club

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:33am

    12:22 valid point

  • Submitted by AnDo35 on Feb 27, 10 at 2:26am

    11:50 hit the nail on the head. Greatest. Explination. EVER!

  • Submitted by toe_mate_oh on Feb 26, 10 at 11:19am

    they're in jail for trying to get across the border?

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    Submitted by zRebirth_Xbox on Apr 11, 10 at 11:07pm

    Reppin the 304 lol

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    Submitted by DIntoxicologist on Feb 26, 10 at 2:59pm

    They are with her but not in camera... How do u think the lawn looks nice and the trees trimmed ??

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    Submitted by dmarie on Feb 26, 10 at 4:29pm

    stolen from a facebook fan page....

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    Submitted by randomname on Feb 26, 10 at 11:07am

    Anyone with a kid has wondered the same thing at some point

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    Submitted by imabaus on Jul 14, 10 at 10:03pm

    Her fathers a drug runner and her mom is planting corn in my back yard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:49pm

    Yeah, this has been a group on facebook for a while now.....unoriginal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:21am

    I like Trains -LEROY

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:26pm

    Someones high

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    Submitted by watchunoboutme on Apr 2, 10 at 1:25am

    Mandoe is fukin right!! Idc where it came from. It doesn't change it's hilarity or awesomeness!

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:38pm

    I read this somehwere else

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:08pm

    Haha i've always wondered!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:23pm

    On there way to cross the border

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:06pm

    Fucking. plan and simple

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:19am

    Goood thoughhttt!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:49am

    They're fucking Mexican... Meaning their on their ass orrr at some sweat shop that managed to pass under the radar

  • 66 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:52pm

    Fuck you 1:02!! I was gonna say "they're trimming my hedges"

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:06pm

    u got a pt..

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    Submitted by radaradarada on Mar 4, 10 at 3:27pm

    mowing lawns

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    Submitted by savix on Apr 4, 10 at 5:59pm

    Well her moms in the kitchen. WHERE SHE BELONGS. (I am a girl btw) LOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 5:47pm

    The facebook fan page gets them from here you fucking moron. Please go slit your wrists. Or at least do the world a favor and do NOT procreate!

  • Submitted by dogmathe2nd on Feb 26, 10 at 3:59pm

    GOOD point!. where could they be, Mexico? nah. too obvious, im feelin' Panama.

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    Submitted by ohthehyemanatee on Jun 20, 11 at 12:12am

    Mexican people have too many kids and can't be expected to keep track of them all. If got 60 kids (not including the ones in jail) and one them seems ok on their own you focus on the others.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:48pm

    I keep asking myself the same thing