i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
My legs feel like baby dolphins
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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