It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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