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  • it's so funny how many females use the ol' faucet/removable showerhead trick cos i was like 8 years old when i discovered the glory of our removable showerhead and i thought i was a freak.. then my mom busted me in the fifth grade and told me "it's better the water is as hot as you can possibly stand" kinda gross in retrospect but whatev

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:14pm
  • nope best way is the waterproof vib. im a pure romance consultant and ive tried it all..... def waterproof vib. im there with ya 527

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:39pm
  • hahah I think the people who posted at the top thought she was actually fucking the faucet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:41pm
  • best way for a woman to get off in the shower... me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:51pm
  • wow, you must buy shampoo in bulk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Clearly the women who are posting have never used The Rabbit aka God's gift to vaginas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:14pm
  • *best way to get off* :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Is your shampoo filled with lead? Also, @ 12:14, really? Eww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:17am
  • pulse action shower head...thats all i gotta say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:54pm
  • this has happened to me but i ddnt need a paramedic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:39pm
  • I also disagree. Best way to get off in the shower is with a waterproof vibrator.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:27pm
  • Oh faucet, you are my best friend. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:04pm
  • Hmm. I think I'll take a bath tonight...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:19pm
  • I'd have to say best way to get off in the shower is with someone else...but faucet works too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:12pm
  • I disagree. Best way to get off in the shower = massaging shower head, lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:21pm
  • Massaging shower head has nothing on the tub faucet. Faucet is WAYYY better. On a side note, I now know to move my shampoo. You have not been humiliated in vain; you have educated the masses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:23pm
  • 12:14 tweezers???? OUCH!! How does that even work?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:04am
  • haha incredible!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:07pm
  • thats why I keep my bottles in the back of the shower. ahhhh Paxton.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:32pm
  • Paramedics see it all, even more than fire, cops, or ER staff. This would barely make the Weirdometer needle move for any paramedic with more than 18 to 24 months on the job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:55pm
  • We just gotta know where this call was run. Sooo sounds like a Decatur Call to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:46pm
  • time to get a vibrator!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:20pm
  • I got a fat lip doing the same thing once. A glass bottle of fancy soap fell into my face. I tried to explain to my mom that it happened while I was sitting down shaving my legs....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:19am
  • It's all about the water pressure, and it's the best way for me to get off! I could see this scenario happening...except that must've been a pretty heavy bottle or a long fall.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:13pm
  • 10:32 lmao... tell me more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Hey this is the younger paramedic with the dark hair, want to do dinner sometime?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:41pm
  • you are right decatur baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:56pm
  • I can't say I've ever let my shampoo bottles fall on my head, but I know that the bottle in my shower is pretty big. I wouldn't be surprised if it could knock me out if it were to hit my head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:05am
  • Ha, yay for knowing other people do this too! I believe you were knocked out by a shampoo bottle, just knocking it off the shelf onto my foot is ridiculously painful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:56am
  • Do u sit on the faucet?

    Submitted by Hobbz on Jun 25, 10 at 8:33pm
  • @ 6:14: That thing is heaven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:33pm
  • i bet i know where that faucet is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:11pm
  • idk...it depends on how strong the water pressure is ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Massaging shower head is THE BEST WAY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:58pm
  • i bet it was worth it ahhhhh feels so good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:55pm
  • I hope the faucet wasn't covered in mildew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:13pm
  • no it could happen. trust me my best friend has a huge ass bottle of shampoo so if she has one that big too i promise it could knock you out. ohh 6:14 i've never used the rabbit but i hear its amazing. i m too embarassed to get one lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:19am
  • Is your shampoo packaged in a concrete block? You're bullshitting on this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:41pm
  • That couldn't even happen. That would have to be a giant fucking bottle of shampoo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:03pm
  • I agree with 5:55... I've seen some downright WEIRD SHIT!!! lol I may have to hold back a little snickering though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:10pm
  • sounds like all 65% of women that masturbate also read TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:49pm
  • a q-tip and tweezers works the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:14am
  • Ha!! I wonder who found this person and called the paramedics???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:08pm
  • it's the best, cheap way to get off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:37pm
  • masturbation wasnt meant for the shower.....lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:04pm
  • I have a friend who is a paramedic and he said the funniest/weirdest thing he had to do was pull a plunger out of a guys ass cuz it got stuck while he was masterbating... gotta have respect for those guys (paramedics not the crazy plunger dude lol)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:32pm
  • When you buy in bulk from places like costco and Sams the bottles can be huge and heavy. If its above you it could easily knock you out depending on how it hit you, etc. Massaging shower heads are wonderful. No money for a vibrator but a dildo to go with it would help!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:08am
  • Ahh, I think I'm gonna have to hop in the shower now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:56pm
  • Omg, the same thing happened to my bestie.. No\nParametic though, I had to revive her to life

    Submitted by territorial on Jul 2, 10 at 9:04pm
  • Must have been nailing it pretty hard to get the shampoo to fall.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:03am
  • verrrrrrry odd. i feel for you though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:07pm
  • omg I thought I was the only one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:28pm
  • i still don't get how shampoo could knock someone out. this is questionable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:00pm
  • Some of us like variety :-) I've used a waterproof vibe, a massaging shower head, the bathtub faucet and my boyfriend. All of them are totally worth it. (And to the person hoping the "faucet wasn't mildewed" -- gross. That shouldn't happen to stainless steel. Tile? I can see it. Faucet? No way. You must have some serious tub problems).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:12pm
  • Can someone please explain how the hell you masturbate with a faucet? I'm naïve.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:04am
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