so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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